Yeti Realness

Strut the forest runway
Airbrushed, fluffy, fresh, and fly
Naked walks on Sunday
Model man of summits high

Wim Hof in the mountain tops
Bare chested, hairy on the peaks
Selling selfies rather selflessly
To famous fetishist of feet

Burly bandit of the beastly brush
Brandishing a brazen musk
Bustling body of the barky busts
Barely arsed and being brusque

The Handsome hairy hiker
Spectral spirit of sequoia
He’s far to shy to come say hi
In case he might annoy ya