Real Rugged Rhymer

I’m a real rugged rhymer
Poetic mountain climber
Got my rhythm on a timer
Wording bombs like Oppenheimer 

Crushing cadences and scansion
My words could fill a mansion
Face the discourse of expansion 
Just watch my pen it’s fucking dancing!

Lord Byron run hiding
Theres no sense in fighting 
You’re old, uninspiring, 
I can see you’re perspiring

Sylvia Plath
Who’s that? 
Sit back and relax
Turn on a poem 
Leave off the gas..

This diction is fiction but wrapped up in facts. 

You can’t keep up with this stanza’s bombastic, eclectic, spontaneous attack. 

If you were a book then your spine would be cracked!

I got the “i” before the “e”, 
The Metaphor and simile 
This page is just constraining me 

BEASTLY 
                          Verses

 B   r   E   a   K   i   n   G
                                                           F R E E 

My verbs are all vicious, 
Keep em clean like the dishes, 
I know the plural of fish is just fish,
It’s not fishes. 
Tasty and scrumptious:
Synonyms for delicious

I work in false rhymes but there’s nothing suspicious. 

Weaving words on wicked whims 
I’ll fit alliteration in. 

This is a Haiku

In case you’d like to try too

Now it’s behind you

There’s no one there to cry to. 

My soliloquies are killer bees
I’m writing paragraphs of epitaphs 
My facsimiles are scaring trees
I’m writing Kerouac like chicken scratch 

It’s hard not to notice just how good my prose is. 
So sharp and in focus you might have psychosis. 
This book never closes, you’re under hypnosis. 
You’ll be reading so fast you forget where your nose is. 

My dialectics are perplexing
Frenetic skeptics only vex me
Apoplectic hectic flexing
I’m Magnetic when I’m texting

I’ll shake a spear at the muses 
Burn through them like fuses 
An editor is useless 
Have you heard what the news is?

There’s a communication liberation station in circulation. 

Dropping bombs on pages like they’re foreign nations. 
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