Hotdog Monster

offally awful a minced man monstrosity
vendor of death in a van high velocity
eldritch and edible with flavour incredible
malignant and mashed up atrocity

fiendishly frolicking finger of meat
simmered savage of sidewalks and streets
frankfurt that hurts, most wicked of wursts
devilish dog of despair and deceit

sinewy syringe of salty suspicion
bun clad and mad at the lack of nutrition
claws come with sauce, and a side of remorse
quietly killing your colon’s condition