Double Ended Innuendo
Double Ended Innuendo
Do you fancy a tickle?
Can I tickle your fancy?
Wanna dance with my pickle?
Can I prickle your Nancy?
If your body is a temple,
then I love your holy mass
When you are singing the Crescendo,
or I’m pounding drums out back.
Let’s take this to the bedroom
I’ll run you across the sheets
The race is not that long
But I’ve been practicing for weeks
I might just get you screaming
Or put you in a coma
I’m rigid as a skeleton
Can you feel my bone arm?
Should we invite a friend?
Prefer a woman or a man?
I’d say let’s make a video,
But you’re my only fan
Paint me like a French girl
This afternoon's delightful!
You don’t have to capture every curl
As the undergrowth is frightful
Baby are you thirsty?
I’m here to cure your curse
Now we’ve done it in the dark,
and made the wet patch worse
I’ll take you without warning
I’ll take you round the block
If it’s harder in the morning
I can wake you with my.. rooster
We can come together
I can go down if you want
All we need is butter
I can handle your croissant
I might have something for your feet
Are you going to the balls?
I normally cater to the streets
Do hotdogs fit down these halls?
I’ll play with every inch of you
I’ll climb you like a monkey
I’ll explore your very darkest depths
I have experience spelunking
You can be my cowgirl
Just call me Mr ED
You’ll just ride around in circles,
as I have an extra leg
What’s your dark desire?
Tell me what you like
My loins are filled with fire
Since I rode the old town bike
What do you like to fondle?
I find that quite romantic
I want you horizontal
To try a style of dancing
You should bend right over
Can you arch your back?
It will help you with your swinging
Now grip this ping-pong bat
Would you like to try some role play?
Or maybe just a Spank?
Favourite character for foreplay?
I like your Fanny to be Frank
I see you’ve got some talent
Did you get that from your mum?
I think you found my button,
Then you pressed it with your thumb!
We should get inventive!
Should we maybe change positions?
I’m having trouble getting up,
From our previous collisions.
Do you think we need a breather
Perhaps a cigarette?
The tide seems to be receding
I’m a fish inside your nets
Was it big enough?
Did I leave you satisfied?
I’ll probably need a minute
Before I have another try..